lies, jokes, and high school

CHARACTER LIST

     Cat           A 14 year old girl

     Jurnee        A 14 year old girl

     Mel           A 19 year old woman

     Lauren        A 14 year old girl

     Vanessa       A 14 year old girl

     Mrs. Robles   A woman in her 40’s

ACT 1

SCENE ONE

SETTING: We are in a bedroom. It is 7 am. There is a bed in the center of the room. There are two girls in the room. The younger of the two, stands by a mirror, adjusting the shirt she has just put on while the older sleeps on the bed in the middle of the bedroom.

Cat: Hey, Mel. Wake up! You have to take us to school.

Mel: No.

Cat: Mel! Mom said you have to take us to school. Get up.

Mel: I don’t have to take you guys anywhere.

Cat: Mel! C’mon! I have to go. Jurnee’s mom is gonna drop her off in a bit, and you take forever to get dressed.

Mel: You see that stop sign at the end of the road? There’s this big, yellow thing. It drives by every morning and stops there at the same time. It will pick you up. For free! It’s called a school bus. You and jurnee should get out there, or you’re gonna miss it.

Cat: You are such a jerk. I’m gonna call mom.

Mel: Call her. I don’t care. (rolls over in bed to face away from Cat) tattle-tits.

(Jurnee enters the room)

Cat: Hey, how did you get in here?

Jurnee: You’re front door was unlocked. Are you ready?

Cat: Yeah, give me a sec. I’m trying to get Mel to take us to school. She’s trying to get us to ride the bus.

Jurnee: (Walking over to the bed, raises her hand high and spanks Mel’s behind hard) Good morning, Mel!

Mel: (Farts Loudly) Jurnee! (yells angrily)

Jurnee: (laughs uncontrollably) That was hilarious. I should have recorded that.

Mel: Too bad, not doing it again.

Jurnee: Can you take us to school now?

Mel: Like I said, the bus should be passing any minute now

Jurnee: Aw, c’mon Mel. Did you ride the bus on your first day of high school? Plus, we don’t even know where were supposed to go, so if you dropped us, you could point us in the right direction. Ya know?

Mel: Alright alright. I’m serious though. The bus will get you there. Today only.

Cat: Why was that so easy?

Mel: I like giving you a hard time.

Cat: Whatever. Hurry up.

Mel: It’s gonna take me like twenty minutes. I’ve gotta wash up and put on some shoes.

Jurnee: That’s cool. Take your time. We don’t have anywhere to be or anything.

Mel: Shut up, jurnee.

Cat: Seriously, though. It took us forever and a day to get you out of bed, and we’re kind of in a hurry.

Mel: I’m going. Stop talking.

Jurnee: Oh, yeah, I was gonna tell you. My mom’s gonna pick us up after school.

Mel: Wow. Hope she has a strong back. Has she met Cat?

Jurnee: (Begins laughing loudly) That is so mean. But also so funny.

Cat: You’re a douche.

Mel: It was a joke, Catty. Don’t get so butthurt so easily. I’m getting you ready for high school. You’ll thank me for these jokes someday.

(Mel leaves stage to go get ready)

Jurnee: Are you excited?

Cat: Not really. I couldn’t sleep last night. I was so nervous.

Jurnee: Yeah, me either. We’ll be fine though. What class you got first?

Cat: English, with Richards.

Jurnee: (chuckles a bit) Good luck with that old bag.

Cat: What’s wrong with her?

Jurnee: Aside from being super old. She’s a jerk. She’s been at this school since my mom and dad came here. Everyone’s scared of her. She’s pretty much a butthole.

Cat: Do you have her, too?

Jurnee: Nah, she couldn’t handle me. Remember that old substitute last year? Every time he would walk into a class and see me, he would hand me a referral. Said it was best if I did my work in the office. What a butt. But yeah, I’ve got Ms. Funkhouser. I’ve heard she’s nice, and her class is easy.

Cat: Blah, why do I always get the buttholes.

Jurnee: I don’t know. But that sucks.

Cat: How do we know what the rest of our schedule looks like?

Jurnee: When we get to our first period, they’ll give us our complete schedule with a map and all this other crap.

Cat: How do you know?

Jurnee: Because I’m Jurnee. I know everything. And my older brother told me. He’s gonna be a sophomore this year.

Cat: So what if we don’t have any classes together? That would suck.

Jurnee: It’ll be okay. We’ll all have the same lunch period. We’ll eat lunch together.

Cat: Alright. Just text me so I’ll know where to meet you.

Jurnee: Yeah, of course. Don’t worry. We’re going to meet tons of people anyways. But, we’re still gonna be best friends. We’ve been best friends since the first grade.

Cat: Friends for life?

Jurnee: Yeah, homies since the first grade. I got you, girl.

Mel: (yelling from off stage) Hurry Up!

Jurnee and Cat: Going!

SCENE TWO

SETTING: We are in a high school cafeteria. It is freshman lunch. There are several students some wandering around while others are already seated at a table with their lunch trays, partaking in their own conversation. Cat is seated at a table, fiddling with a cell phone. Jurnee walks into the room with two other girls.

Jurnee: Hey, I found you!

Cat: Hey, where have you been? I’ve been texting you!

Jurnee: I’ve been looking for you, too! And I don’t have my phone.

Cat: What happened to your phone?

Jurnee: It’s kind of a long story. I’ll tell you about it right now. Let’s go get some food. Oh yeah, this is Lauren and Vanessa! Remember them?

Lauren and Vanessa: Hey

Cat: They look familiar.

Jurnee: We had them in elementary school. They were in the next room over. Remember? Anyway, I have them for three classes so far. They’re gonna hang with us.

Cat: Cool. (not very excited)

(The four girls leave the stage to go get food. The four girls return shortly after with trays in hand, and sit at a table.)

Jurnee: Isn’t this place so weird?

Cat: It’s school, jurnee.

Jurnee: yeah, but the way they always made it seem in the movies. Like look, over there! Those cheerleaders are not even pretty—like “Bring it On” made them seem so fierce and beautiful. It’s misleading.

Cat: (begins laughing) oh gosh. Stop. Leave those poor girls alone. They have a lot of confidence to put that outfit on, even when they don’t have the body for it.

Vanessa: That’s my sister.

Jurnee: Sorry. We weren’t even really talking about them, we we’re—

Vanessa: Nah, I’m just kidding. (begins laughing)

Lauren: That was a good one.

Jurnee: Yeah, I need to watch what I say

Cat: that’ll never happen. You are right about the movies though.

Jurnee: I like to say what I feel. Who cares? My honesty should be appreciated. And yeah, I wish it were like the movies. I could be Regina George.

Cat: Whatever. So what happened to your phone, again?

Jurnee: Oh yeah, it’s a pretty good story. Vanessa, Lauren, and I were in class, and we were in this group doing this ice breaker thing. And we started talking about Becky. Remember Becky? Well she’s in that class too. And she looks so different, like she really lost some weight. Like what did she do? It doesn’t go away over night, right? Someone should go ask her. Anyway, Lauren wanted to see a before picture. So we started looking through some old pictures online but we couldn’t find one that really showed how she looked, because she had the angles, and—

Cat: Wait, what are the angles?

Jurnee: C’mon, Cat. The angles. It’s like when a photo is from a weird angle. Like when they’re holding the camera so high up to make them look thin, or it’s zoomed so into their face you can’t see their body. You get me?

Cat: (laughs) yeah, yeah. I get you. Okay, go on.

Jurnee: but yeah, she has the angles. Or at least she used to have them. And we couldn’t find a decent before picture to compare her to. So while we were having this conversation about the angles, I found a really funny “angles” picture of her, and when I passed the phone to Lauren, Funkhouser passed by and took it away. She turned in to the office, so now I have to wait till the end of the day.

Cat: Well that sucks.

Jurnee: Yeah. I can get it back though. So it’s not too bad. So how’s everyone’s day going? Mine apparently sucks so far.

Vanessa: Eh, it’s like whatever. There’s not much to it. We’re not even doing anything. We go and they give us the same stupid rules we’ve been told all our lives.

Lauren: My classes are good so far, aside from the rules part. They should gather us all and say the same thing one time, instead of making me sit through it seven times. It’s stupid. I think this year’s gonna be easy.

Jurnee: Hey, Let me see you guys’ schedules

(everyone takes out a paper and lays it on  the table. The papers begin to circulate around the table)

Lauren: Oh, cool. Me and Cat have our next two classes together.

Vanessa: I’m in there, too. Look. (pointing to the schedule) Only one of them though.

Jurnee: Me, too!

SCENE THREE

SETTING: We are in Jurnee’s home. Jurnee and Cat are having dinner with Jurnee’s mother. It is about 6 o’clock.

Cat: Thanks for having me over for dinner, Ms. Robles. It’s delicious.

Mrs. Robles: You’re welcome, Cat.

Cat: And thanks for picking me up from school today.

Jurnee: It’s okay, she doesn’t mind. She has a strong back. (begins laughing)

Cat: (glaring over at Jurnee) Really?

Mrs. Robles: What was that Jurnee, I missed it.

Jurnee: This morning, I told Cat’s sister about you picking her up from school and she said she hopes you have a strong back. it was funny

Mrs. Robles: Jurnee. That’s not nice.

Cat: It’s okay, Momma Robles. It was pretty funny.

Mrs. Robles: Well, I’m sorry Poppa Robles couldn’t be here, he had to work late, and Justin’s still at football practice. I’m sure they would love to hear about your first day of school.

Jurnee: it wasn’t that great.

Cat: It was okay. There wasn’t much to be nervous about.

Mrs. Robles: Well, do you two like your classes?

Cat: Yeah. They’re fine.

Mrs. Robles: Jurnee? What about you?

Jurnee: They’re okay.

Mrs. Robles: What did you learn today?

Jurnee: O-M-G

Mrs. Robles: what happened?

Jurnee: I-D-K

Mrs. Robles: huh?

Jurnee: L-O-L

Mrs. Robles: Jurnee. Be serious.

Jurnee: I am being serious. They’re called acronyms. I learned that today.

Mrs. Robles: Oh, Jurnee. What about you, Cat?

Cat: I learned about “the angles”.

Mrs. Robles: What’s “the angles”?

Jurnee: It’s really not important. You know, just math stuff. Geometry and what not. Also, is it too soon to have senioritus? Because I’m pretty sure I have it.

Mrs. Robles: I better not find out you’re skipping school, Jurnee! You never know when I’m gonna swing by the school looking for you, and you better be there. Cat, make sure she’s there.

Jurnee: Mom, if I skip school Cat’s gonna be with me. Duh?

Mrs. Robles: (glaring at both girls sternly) I better not—

Cat: Of course we’re not ever gonna skip school, Momma Robles. You know Jurnee. Such a kidder. (turning towards Jurnee and whispers) Can you shut up already? Can we not piss off your mom? You’re gonna make her hate me.

Jurnee: (whispering back) She doesn’t hate you. I’m pretty sure she loves you more than me. I’m actually certain of it. She tells me all the time. (talking louder now) She knows I’m just joking. Right, mom?

Mrs. Robles: Behave. I don’t want to get letters in the mail about your grades and I don’t wanna get calls home about your behavior.

(Mrs. Robles gets up from her chair, about to grab her empty plate)

Cat: Leave that there! I got it. I’m gonna wash the dishes.

Mrs. Robles: Thank you, Cat. Maybe Jurnee can learn something.

(Mrs. Robles leaves the room)

Jurnee: Thanks for kissing my mom’s butt. Now I don’t have to.

Cat: Why do you like doing that to her?

Jurnee: She likes it. I keep her on her toes.

Cat: Me and you are so different.

Jurnee: that’s a good thing. My mom wouldn’t want two of me around here all the time.

Cat: True.

Jurnee: She’s probably gonna get that letter in the mail and that phone call. And you know what? I will skip school. I’m not gonna do it tomorrow or anything, but I’m not gonna lie and say I’m never gonna do it.

Cat: (laughing) you’re so bad. Did you even listen to her? I’m not ever gonna do it.

Jurnee: Yeah, you will. You’re gonna be right there next to me.

Cat: will not.

Jurnee: Yeah, you will. Senior year me and you are gonna hit up the beach. Have breakfast on the island. Mark my words

Cat: Alright, whatever you say. It’s highly unlikely though.

Jurnee: you’ll see. And we’ll take a picture on the beach and send it to my mom. She’d love that.

Mrs. Robles: Jurnee!

Jurnee: (yelling) going! (whispering to Cat) See. Told you she’d love it. This year’s gonna be great. I can feel it. 

All Stories Have an Ending

Luigi Pirandello’s “Six Characters in Search of an Author”, was a play within a play, but was unlike any I had ever read. The concept of writing a play within a play can already be confusing, but the fact that the author of all “characters” was one in the same, made it all the more difficult to comprehend. Pirandello blurred the lines between reality and fantasy, and encouraged his readers to determine which is which. Pirandello also left us all with a question in mind: is it really possible to leave our characters unwritten, to leave a story without an ending?

The actual concept he used in this piece was rather brilliant. He is a writer, as many of us are, and we tend to want to keep our created characters, storylines, and settings alive, even when they’ve already been completed or have been let go. We often see some authors having difficulty writing new pieces with new characters because what they have once created in their past tends to remain alive in every other piece they create. It was interesting to see this in his play. He had decided to let them go, leaving them unfinished, yet they made their way into another piece anyways—intentionally or not.

Even though the characters made their way into a new piece, having been deserted or left unfinished by the author, their intended destiny remained the same—in terms of both reality and fantasy. In reality, the destiny their author had originally intended for them when creating them, remained. Their description, physically and socially, remained the same. They could not escape their fate. In the fantasy of the whole play, the characters continued to “relive” their roles as characters. We see this in the performance of the play and after the play has finished. Their performances, however true and aligned with their actual “lives” left the manager confused, wondering if their performances were performances or reality. During the play, the characters are only able to be and do what the author intended them to be and do. During their reenactment of their true story they wish to written, they have limits to what they are able to perform. The son, for example, though attempting to leave the stage, is unable to do so and the children are unable to speak because they are dead, as their characters initially written by the author, are dead. It was mind boggling, as I pondered on into this—for it made sense, yet still managed to leave me slightly confused. Did they live on in a world of reality, or one of fantasy? And are the characters believed to be real or are the actors?

I am uncertain of Pirandello’s intent of writing this play, but I do believe he intended it remind us that we, too, are characters. As they were unfinished, as are we, for we have somewhat been written into this life. Many authors have influenced us as characters, but we are not yet finished; we must continue on, to complete the story that has begun, to build the characters that we have already developed. As those characters continued on in search of an author, hoping to finish the story left incomplete, as do we. There is no one who can take our place. We must remember that we are characters, and not merely actors mimicking the lives of others (for Pirandello made it clear that actors can never fully portray the truth that is written into the character itself).  

Beyond Appearance

There are a lot of television shows about obese people turning their life around. Their surgery is televised and their journey into their new life is seen as entertainment and often a topic of discussion. “It’s easy. Just stop eating. Get on a diet.” I often hear people say as they criticize the people on the screen and around me.

 If it was easy I would’ve done it without the pain and hospital stay. I wonder if they know that that person was me, is me.

“Are you doing okay, Melinda? Any pain or discomfort?” I heard their muffled speech through their masks. “I’m okay, no pain.” I spoke softly. I could feel my legs shake, a movement that quickly moved to my fingertips and then to my torso. Get it together. You’ve wanted this for a really long time. You need this. No going back now. Aside from not being able to recognize their faces behind the masks, their voices were unrecognizable as well. I didn’t know these people who were calling me by name and it made me uncomfortable.

There was much movement taking place around me, and medical jargon I decided to tune out for obvious reasons. I laid there awake, waiting. I didn’t expect to be awake on the inside. I’ve seen every episode of Grey’s Anatomy twice, and still this place felt foreign to me. It was bright. Too bright; not at all dark and dim like the show always portrayed it.

The masked woman next to me touched my arm, forcing me by instinct to focus my eyes on her. “It’s okay,” she said, gently rubbing my arm. “Don’t be nervous, Melinda. I had this surgery. It will change your life.” I was uncertain of how to respond so I slightly smiled, exhaling a deep breath to show I was taking her advice.

“Okay, Melinda, are you ready? This is Michael, Jennifer, and Jacob. They are a part of your team—you already know me, Dr. Ray, and we’re all going to take real good care of you.” My body continued to shake. They placed a mask on my face, making it difficult to breath. “It’s just oxygen. Lift your head a bit, please.” They moved a strap around my head, holding the mask in place. It was strange to me how much more difficult it was to breath with this oxygen than without it.

“Can you count down from five for me?” I looked up and saw Dr. Ray’s eyes piercing mine, awaiting my count down. Oh gosh. This is it. It’s pretty much done. “5…” I felt it hit me, right between the eyes. “4...” It moved up my forehead, inching towards the top of my head. This doesn’t feel right. What if I don’t wake up from this? Please let me wake up from this. “3…” and I was gone.

It felt like waking up from a short nap when I heard the commotion around me. “Melinda? Can you wake up for me, Melinda? The surgery was successful. You will have some bruising, but you’re going to be okay. This is Marcus and he’s going to be taking care of you here in recovery. It was the woman from the inside, her mask off. Her face was kind and I at once found relief, believing I was going to be okay.

At first I felt nothing, but then I felt everything. There was something at the back of my throat. I swallowed over and over but the sensation wouldn’t seem to go away. With every try to remove the feeling, I felt the nausea build up in my stomach, or what was left of my stomach. Every couple of minutes I would hear a machine resound behind me, as I saw movement coming from the tube in my nose. I reached for my face, right for the tube and I gave it a light tug. Realizing it would be much harder to remove than I thought, I grasped for it again, getting ready to pull it harder than before, when I heard a light shout come from a man as he rushed towards me. “Ms. Melinda! Don’t do that!” removing my hands from the tube, “This is helping you heal! And it’s helping you with the nausea. It needs to stay till Dr. Ray says it can be removed.” I pouted, hoping to shed a tear that would change his mind. “It’s making me nauseous.” And at once, speaking those four words I was overwhelmed with a feeling I absolutely loathed to feel. I began to gag. “I’m going to be sick!” I said grabbing onto the man’s arm, anticipating help when I knew he could give me none. “Melinda! Look at me, Melinda! Breathe. Just Breathe. You’re not going to throw up because there is nothing for you to throw up. I need you to stop that. Right now! That is the worst thing you could do right now. When you do that, you’re causing your stomach to this” he lifted his hand and pumped his fist in my face “and that can be very bad. That can cause your stitches inside to come undone, and you don’t want that. Ignore the tube. Just breathe. It’s all in your mind.”

And so I did. I lay there slightly inclined, alone in room, my bed next to strangers. Why did I do this? I was fine yesterday, and today I feel terrible. I was fine! I don’t want it anymore. Tears strolled down my face. Conversing in my head, a place that did not make me feel nauseous, I couldn’t sleep a wink that night. The clocked inched closer to the next hour, and then the next. The sound of the machines around me made me feel anxious, as if they were somehow contributing to the slow movement of time.

It was quiet, until I heard a woman begin to cry. It was disturbing. Obviously a cry depicting her pain, but I couldn’t help but wonder if it was possible for her to feel any worse than I did at the moment.

“Where’s my family? Why aren’t they here?” I asked a nurse when she drew near to check my vitals. “Melinda, you know why. This is the ICU, we don’t allow family in here, especially not at this hour.” ICU? Why am I in here? They told me this was recovery. Am I okay? How could I not have noticed this?

The woman cried and wailed on. I didn’t know why she did this, but I presumed she was in a painful situation, one she did not ask to be in. I felt selfish—like I chose to put myself here when she did not.

That night was the longest night I’d ever experienced. That week was even longer, as I was hospitalized for five days post surgery. They told me the ICU stay was used as a precautionary gesture because my weight was so high. It made me sad. Even after taking this step forward, my weight still managed to make things worse for me.

The months were long. I wasn’t expecting to waltz on out of there a new person back in my old ways, but it was more difficult than I had anticipated. Recovery was so hard. It did not last days or weeks, but months.

The woman in the operating room was right. It did change my life, but it did not happen overnight. It was not a shortcut, as many believe it to be—as it was a very time consuming process. It was not easy, as some hint—as it is by far the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life.

I’m unsure of what has changed my life the most—my surgery or the thought of my life before it. We live in a world where our looks determine the outcome of our success or failure. However intelligent and qualified I may be, my appearance determined whether I got the job or whether it would be given to the pretty, thin bimbo next to me.

I like to meet people, all people. I’m kind. I’m chatty. I want you to tell me things about yourself beyond what I can see. That is who you are, not who or what everyone makes you out to be. Very few know what it feels like to be trapped in your own body; it’s a truly horrible feeling.

When people see my before photos, the words “wow” and “oh my goodness” often fall from their mouths, along with their jaws. I’m terrified to know what they think of that girl, the one in the photograph, the girl I was a year ago.

Doing Our Own Thing

Lately I am terrified of writing, and most of all, having my writing critiqued. I always thought I was a good writer because I was never told I was a bad one. My returned papers always had grades that were pleasing to the eye, until one day, I received a paper with enough red markings to make up a whole new paper of its own; it scared me. Am I not a good writer? How am I supposed to teach high school students to write papers when mine are being returned to me like this? Is it too late to change my major? All these thoughts ran through my head for a couple days.

 As I read through Bradbury’s book, I couldn't help but think to myself how self centered he appeared to be. Was I reading about the Zen of writing or a pieced together autobiography depicting his journey as an author? Nonetheless, with each page I began to appreciate the words he had written down for his readers.

No one becomes a good writer over night. On the contrary it takes years, and even so, you’ll never achieve a point where you've learned all that you can learn. I believe that part of our mistakes as writers is that we never write just to write. We always have a purpose. We write when we’re told to. We write because we have to. We write with the end in mind. And becoming so accustomed to writing with an agenda, we forget what it’s like to write just for us. When we do attempt to write for ourselves, we begin to mimic the writers who've come before instead of releasing our own “thing” from within us.

Bradbury thoroughly describes his thing as something that literally scared him as a child. It was something he would run from, something that followed him. At the end of the passage, Bradbury says that our own thing may well come out if we simply write any old thing down. By saying this, I believe Bradbury is instructing us as writers not to give our writing too much thought. I’m scared of failure in my writing—that my words will not be good enough. If we wrote down the first thing that came to mind, a masterpiece may very well come out. When giving our words too much thought, we are keeping “our thing” locked inside. The originality that is within us wants to come out, and when it does, we will grow as writers.

I was a month from graduating high school, receiving my last graded essay from my English teacher when she spoke some words that resound in my head from time to time. “Cat, you are incredibly intelligent, but extremely lazy. You’re a good writer, only when you want to be.” She was right. I always wrote with the end in mind, to receive a grade, or to merely say I had written something. And when I did write spontaneously, I had someone else’s work in mind—a book, television show, movie, etc. Bradbury mentions how from the age of twelve and onward he wrote at least a thousand words a day. I can’t remember the last time I did that, which I now realize would prevent me from becoming the writer of my highest potential.

We each have our own art of writing and attempting to make our writing like someone else’s will always fail, because we are not releasing our own thing. Bradbury thoroughly tells of his art of writing and does so using life lessons and pieces of his work, mentioning that we have our own thing we must allow encompass us, releasing it on paper everyday to develop and improve our writing.